Found: a cat

Glad this wasn't found in my garden or brought into my house. I'd have 'ad 'im!

Something is a-paw

She reckons she has kept it quiet, but it's hard not to know something is going on when all my usual comfy places - sofa, back of sofa, top of landing in the sun, floors, beds, etc - are covered in boxes and bin liners.

I'll find out what it is soon enough and then, well, then there'll be trouble, I purromise.